Eating Good In the NeighborHood Volume I

Ight niggas so  here it is. The intermediate guide to eatin the pussy properly(making your girl  cum), if this gets enough notice i’ll release volumes 2 & 3 respectively. Before I get into the proceedings let me hit y’all with this quick disclaimer.

*Disclaimer* 

 In no way, shape , or form am I claiming to be the best at cunninglus, however, with the techniques and knowledge I possess I’ve managed to give each and every woman who I’ve preformed the act on an exceptional experience. Now that that’s out the way let’s get to it.

 

The Key To Remember:

Start off slow.This is an art that you’re preforming, act like it. Rather than jumping right into it, hit her with some foreplay. Hit her with some shit you ain’t never done before, hit her with some dirty talk. Tell her all the shit you wanna do to her, make sure it’s hella graphic and clear what you want to do. That alone should have her pussy sending wet trails down her thighs, but if she needs a little more just focus on the foreplay a bit more. Teasing is key. Make her want it,no, make her beg for it. Just as you’re about to down, go back up,suck her titys a bit more keep her guessing. The unpredictable pattern of your actions will only aid in her arousal and we all the more a woman is aroused= the wetter her treasure. Continue your assault, trace the insides of her thighs with your mouth and french kiss all the way to her outer lips leaving a trail of hickeys on your explored territory. Repeat on the other side.

 

Step two:

You talked a good game, now back it up with confidence. Nothing is more sexy to a woman with a nigga with some confidence in himself/ his abilities. After reading this guide you’ll know exactly what to do,show the shit. 

 

The Gusto:

Now that you have got her nice and wet and she’s ready for some tounge/ dick it’s a cakewalk from here. Again, still you’re building. So with that get down there and slip a finger into her. You don’t even have to do all that serious finger fuckin just stroke her real slow and stir her. (When I say stir I mean basically rotate your finger in a small circular motion inside. Picture yourself stirring a pot of macaroni (sounds stupid, works greatly)). By now her pussy should be nice and soaked, take your finger out and make her suck it first then you suck it.(continuing with doing shit you have never done before). Now after you both finished tasting her love juices pop two fingers in her and do a VERY slow come here motion inside her.As you’re doing so start planting kisses, outlining her pussy. Keep up the slow motion  fingering as you begin to kiss/suck on her outer lips. After a bit of this work your way to her clit and wrap your lips around that lil mauh fawka and give it a slight suck(continuing the teasing).Start licking that clit real slow at first, and gradually increase you speed respectively increasing the speed of your fingers to match.  After a bit of this go back to suckin on her clit( avoids her getting used to it/ over stimulating the clit) but all the while continue finger fuckin the shit out of her.  By this point her hand should be on the back of your head holdin you in place  with her thighs wrapped ad around you in a headlock. At this point it’s only a matter of time until she’s cummin. Pull out all the stunts.  Wrap your lips around her clit once again and do figure 8’s(basically you drawl  the number 8 on her  clit as fast as you can with your tounge multiple times)as you finger fuck her as deep as you can, suck the life out of her clit. When she starts panting heavy and her back arches and she draws that last breath, you know you’ve accomplished the deed, pat yourself on the back, drop em and kill that pussy.   

 

Volume 2 With more techniques coming soon.